Floor Buttering

V. 1. A prank; 2. buttering the kitchen floor and then calling the house phone causing whoever goes to recieve the call to slip on his ass and make a fool of himself.

Dude 1: Hey, what kind of prank should we pull on your dad today?

Dude 2: I dunno, he's being a douche. I know! Let's butter the floor! (Floor Buttering).

by Chris H., Pip R. January 13, 2009

Bouldering

A type of Rock Climbing that started when a group of drunk guys camping bet each other they couldn't get on top of a boulder.

Jerry: Damn it John! You kicked the hackey sack on top of that boulder!... I bet you can't get it.

John: I bet you I can!

...and Bouldering was born.

by Dirt Bag Dude February 8, 2013

buttering my shorts

An expression used to refer to feeling so overwhelmed by the gayness of a situation.

This movie is so cheesy, I am buttering my shorts.

by zorro1237 June 3, 2009

buttering the doorknob

Adding unnecessary friction to a task

If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users

by kevinschwarz January 26, 2018

Jundering

Shortened combination of 'Just Wondering'. It is normally used in response to someone asking why you are inquiring about something.

'Why are you asking?'
'Jundering'

by Ugly dirtbag June 1, 2021

Bingering the Witness

When the prosecutor knows the defendant is innocent of all charges but goes and ahead and tries to get him convicted anyway by asking inane questions, such as questions about playing Call of Duty or "exploding" hollow-point bullets, while the defense is failing to make any objections.

The prosecution's case was proven false but the prosecutor was desperate for a conviction and started bingering the witness.

by MAGAForeverer November 15, 2021

buttering yourself

over complementing your self.

She keeps telling me how all the men are flirting with her. I told her "quit buttering yourself"

by stikki butter September 23, 2009