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bullshido

Bullshido is a word used for martial arts that are taught incorrectly. Most often this refers to unverifiable credentials, bad training methods, and lying instructors intentional or otherwise. Bullshido can come in many any martial art, but is most prominent in the traditional martial arts.

bullshido.net is most often given recognition for this term's origin, but it should be noted that there were uses before its conception (though much more sparing).
You've been wrestling for two weeks, and you've never been in competition. What you're teaching us is bullshido!

That Frank could knock out his opponents with mind bullets was complete bullshido.

I'm not training at some bullshido McDojo that charges 130 dollar testing fees!
by symmetraid March 16, 2008
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bullshit

1) complete lies and made up shit
"Larry is the biggest load of bullshit" ((((this statement is bullshit because it is a complete lie))))
by how fetch September 24, 2012
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bullshit land

"I have a lama up my arse"
"Yeah, in Bullshit Land"
by Ed + Rich July 7, 2005
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this is bullshit

A common term and expression used by most people expressing the absolute shit and unfairness or stupidness of something
Hey man how is that history assignment going ?
i don't care, this is bullshit
by samronaldo7 December 17, 2015
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Bullshit Artist

A true master of verbal fascade. A deceptive fuck that gets off on selling people worthless info as it were fact.


To reach this ultimate level of mastery the bullshiter becomes convinced that at he or she is completely on the level at least 95% of the time ...
Bullshit artist comes back from the gym

"Man that was a hard work out. I benched out 180... a hot chick was checking my shit out.. she said "Your shit is nice". No doubt i'll score"
by Hardout April 10, 2009
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bullshit merchant

someone who constantly sprout lies to sound better
Steve just bragged he had a threesome last night,the guy's such a bullshit merchant.
by ollie deezee January 3, 2009
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Bullshit Billy

One who lies so much he actually believes his own bullshit.
Person 1: Hey look, a Bullshit Billy. Let's see what he has to say.

Person 2: I bet he thinks his truck will beat a Ferrari.
Person 2: How fast is your truck?

Bullshit Billy: It does 0-100mph in 4 seconds flat. It will smoke the fastest corvette made with 2 spark plug wires unplugged.

Person 1: HAHA thanks Bullshit Billy
by Elroy III January 14, 2015
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