Buffing

Buffing is to have playful sex, Its fun, light hearted and cheeky.

I met Nigel last night we endded up buffing!!!
Buffing him was the best thing I have ever done..

by Mopsey13 July 29, 2010

buffing

the act of sucking a males geneitals

damn shorty, you be buffing?

by hayzemarie December 10, 2007

Bufftingz

Quite simple really. K-A-R-A. Immenseky Hot, Really fine ass, great figure, sublimely pretty...one of the best personality's goin. I wish she could be mine.....let's just see n wot happens eh? ;)

Kara Clarkson

by 1 man March 6, 2004

Buffeticide

Some one who is killing themselves slowly from MSG by eating massive amounts of food at the Asian Buffet everyday because it is cheap. See also Ancient Chinese Secret.

Guy 1: "Larry donesn't look so good"
Guy 2: "Of course not, he's been committing buffeticide everyday at Tom Foo's Clean All-day Eatery".
Guy 1: "Poor Bastard will be dead in a week. The General Tsao's Chicken IS good, though".

by Laxboo March 5, 2011

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008

buffing

The point where you realize that you live in New Zealand and your Porn is never going to load.

There's nothing more of a turn off than seeing the word buffing before you finish

by icewolf511 July 25, 2012

Buffling

A contraction of the words "Business" and Waffling." def: To incessantly use office jargon, such as 'thinking outside the box', in a non-work setting.

Stop Buffling Tom, we are not all singing from the same hymn sheet in the pub!

by M_D_o_0 December 16, 2008