Leaving an event or obligation before its scheduled ending time in a brazen manner. Defined due to Dez Bryant walking off the field with 1:21 left in Dallas Cowboys loss to the Green Bay Packers on December 15, 2013.
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there's really no more to say.
but here's some background: she was very against gay people based on really horrible ridiculous reasons. she felt like she was on such a high horse because of her Christianity. her preach was one of many organized religious people: God loves everyone. everyone in the world, including Gay people. he just wants us to get rid of you. he wants us to kill you.
there's really no more to say.
but here's some background: she was very against gay people based on really horrible ridiculous reasons. she felt like she was on such a high horse because of her Christianity. her preach was one of many organized religious people: God loves everyone. everyone in the world, including Gay people. he just wants us to get rid of you. he wants us to kill you.
I hate Anita Bryant. Let's cheer against her! Anita, you liar, we'll set your hair on fire! Woo. Ah, it's good to cheer your feelings :
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Man, did you hear that guy banged that bitch then started pulling a kobe bryant so his wife wouldnt get mad.
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Get the pulling a kobe bryant mug.A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.
Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"
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