Brunos are usually itallian dumb fucks that are good at all subjects exept for science. Brunos can never pull girls but can make as many friends as they want.
by Bruxximus March 2, 2020

the term refers to the heavily homosexual movie "Bruno" and his homosexual exploits. You can use it to replace the term "no homo" before or after a sentence that can be confused o taken for a homosexual advance.
It is also an apology or a pardon for what I just said.
It is also an apology or a pardon for what I just said.
"This is mad hard, No Bruno"
"How do you like your nuts prepared, boiled or roasted. No Bruno"
"NO Bruno, pass me the sack of balls over there"
"Put this in your mouth, No Bruno"
"How do you like your nuts prepared, boiled or roasted. No Bruno"
"NO Bruno, pass me the sack of balls over there"
"Put this in your mouth, No Bruno"
by Supa!!! January 11, 2010

Bruno's are really hot. they usually never get the girls but those they do get are either super loyal and nice or complete bitches. Bruno will keep on trying to get the same girl no matter how bitchy or annoying she is.
by THICCBOI27 May 12, 2018

Brunoing- (Bruno (player) + ing. verb) the act of attacking someone in such a way that it is clearly not a simple drag or accelerated attack, with it the animation of release being clearly abused by any matter of first or third party techniques such as the movement of the mouse
by Bruno Is Gay May 21, 2018

Bruno is a person who can charm any girl he wants. He is like an ultimate player. He doesn't have to be sexy to get women.
by Sancho Desgracia August 6, 2007

The act of placing one's crotch onto an unsuspecting seated person's face. Usually ending up in a seated "69" position. Taken from Sacha Baron Cohen's character "Bruno". The act was made famous by the unscripted stunt involving Sacha Baron Cohen, the British comedian, performing it on the rapper, Eminem.
by Randy Seaword June 1, 2009

The word Brunoed, refers to when someone who is Austrian does something unfair or inappropriate to a person or persons.
yo, that Austrian guy never bought a round of drinks in,
I know, he never paid towards the taxi fare either.
looks like we got brunoed.
I know, he never paid towards the taxi fare either.
looks like we got brunoed.
by cat3 July 28, 2009
