Bronette

A female "bro".

Bros and bronettes - lend me your ears!

Oh Sam? She's my best bronette.

by Eternal Merkaba February 2, 2021

brolesque

(adj.) When straight men do something seemingly sexual or risque with each other that is in fact just bros being bros

Matt: Did you see those two guys who ran across the room and hugged? Or that one giving a back rub? Are they...

Kevin: Nah, dude, that was just brolesque.

by steelersk36 October 8, 2011

Bromet

To insert one's penis into a lukewarm grapefruit and fuck it.
The grapefruit is usually an average sotrebought grapefruit that has been warmed up in a microwave. The penis usually belongs to a small, skinny, white male who will never know if the grapefruit feels like a real pussy or not.

Recently Jason noticed that his hand was no longer able to do their job. His ever sympathetic mother now supplies grapefruits for him to bromet with, in exchange for oral pleasure.

by Fizbitch June 2, 2008

broget

The mixture of Four Loko and Champagne

Let's go to the waterfront and drink some broget, bro

by partyjamo August 21, 2011

broetry

The lyrics of a hip-hop song, designed to appeal to the "bro" crowd.

He a homeboy; he writin' broetry for puttin' to music.

by parmesan002 August 24, 2010

Bropeth

The act of listening to Opeth/going to Opeth shows with bros.

Hey bro, wanna Bropeth on Prog Nation this summer?

by bernie w October 4, 2009

Broette

A female who has completely changed the way you see certain girls who are your friends. Someone you can consider having a great bond but not actually being a male, therefore adding the "ette" at the end, to still respect the fact that she is a female after-all. This does mean that you have zero feelings of wanting her to be your girlfriend because you see her as an extremely close friend and that is all.

Example 1) Gabbi you're my number one broette you've always been there for me from the start. I <3 my broette Gabbers!

Example 2) If you have a female who is your best friend and you being a male, sooner or later you'll consider her your broette.

by Malfunctionz September 16, 2010