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brodiac arrest

when you're laughing too hard with your bros, you might go into brodiac arrest.

side effects:
-death
-pissing on the homies while piggy back riding
-gay birdwatching when less than 5 feet apart in a hot tub
-sexual encounters with gorillas
-strangely shaped beagle attacks
stay cautious around these places:

-suburban sidewalks

-specifically near fat bunnies that can't fit through fence cracks

-tile kitchen floors
-park benches
-an upstairs plaid couch
-your alcoholic neighbors garage
abilities gained:
-forcing someone to attack you or the homies
-shot gun 27 monsters in 3 minutes without heart complications
-super splits on carpet
-peeing in your alcoholic neighbors garage
-super mario jumps and gta runs
-arm clapping

-camel spitting in your homies food
-burning homies house to the ground (specifically with homies inside)
bro have you heard of kone's brodiac arrest?

yeah bro, nobody's seen him or the homies in 240 hours.
by pissb0ttle July 22, 2021
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Brodad

The small percentage of dads(Usually those that go by the alias of ‘Dean’). That are so cool that they are not just a Bro, not just a Dad…they are a Brodad!
Guy 1: Hey your dad is a total Bro do you think he will let us have a party at your house?

Guy 2: He is not just a bro, he is a Brodad of course he’ll let us!
by Piqqeh June 6, 2023
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BroDawg

A male that drives a lifted pick up truck, drinks endless amounts of cheap beer like water, wears trucker hats, listens to anything that MTV has deemed cool, and calls his friends “Bro” or “Dog”.
Oh geeze, that poor guy thinks he's God's gift to the world because he drives a lifted pick up truck, what a BroDawg.
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Yo that kid Ian has some MAD brodacity.
by huipgui July 6, 2010
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broliday

holiday between bros. Where bros just hang out and get drunk.
Michael: Yo bro let go to thailand and bro it out.
Dan: Dude lets do it.
Michael : lets get laid by hot women, and get pissed.
Dan: lets do it, lets do a broliday.
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Brodar

If you have brodar, that means you can tell when fellow bromosexuals are near.
Ryan: Holy shit, my brodar just went off.
Paige: There must be some bromosexuals nearby. Let's see if we can get laid tonight.
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