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cookie broom

A thicker mustache specifically grown for the purpose of eating vagina.
At first she hated the fact that I was growing a mustache, but when is reached full cookie broom status she begged me not to shave it off.
by Mrdusso March 12, 2017
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Broominated

(v) - to be swept aside in a cold and callous fashion; usually applies to workplace incidents but can be adapted to any situation; also synonymous with ass-raping by a superior
Despite Joe's stellar performance reviews, he was Broominated in the reorg.

Man, that guy got Broominated worse than the psunami victims.
by Shawshanker August 7, 2011
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Broomehilda

n. females, in particular ex-girlfriends with the 'hot in high school' complex, i.e. an insecurity complex that motivates them to cage men in relationships for the purpose of extracting constant self-validation, who use sex as a bear trap, then mind fuck you through your eye socket and/or stab you in the heart through your back. Can not survive without a boyfriend, oftentimes selfish as hell in bed, though highly DTF. NOT to be trusted.
"Yo, can you believe Broomehilda is texting me again? Thats the 12th goddamn time today, and we broke up more than a year ago!

Fuck that bitch, skanky ass tricks are all the same, g's up, ho's down.

Word."
by Bubba_Dude March 22, 2010
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i'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM

Daughter "I'm in me moms car. BROOM BROOM"
Mom "GET OUT ME CAR!"
by Mastershank September 13, 2014
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The broom closet ending

The best ending ever in videogame history, and probably the best ending in general. As featured in The Stanley Parable and The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe Edition, obtained by doing the hardest thing: stepping into the broom closet.
"OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD" -Everyone who was lucky enough to experience the broom closet ending
by ThatOneHumann May 3, 2022
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Brodonk

A good friend that acts like he is a bro but is actually a poser; A mix of the two words "bro" and "donk"
Rachel: Bro, these waves are bitchen!

J-Bo: Hey Rach, you just learned how to surf. Stop trying to act like a surfer brah.

M-Unit: ugh what a brodonk.

Rachel: Bummer...
by JamBono May 10, 2011
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Broomed

"To get broomed" "you got broomed" when a guy leads you on but continues to stand you up or two-timing you.
That asshole just broomed you.

You got broomed.

Did he broom you?
by Lonchbox July 26, 2017
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