A term in which during a road trip in the middle of nowhere when a person has to go & there is no rest areas nor travel centers around for miles.
Mom: Stop the car! Little Timmy has to go!!
Uncle Ray: Well looks like we got to make a Roadside nature call pitstop since there is not anything around for miles!
Uncle Ray: Well looks like we got to make a Roadside nature call pitstop since there is not anything around for miles!
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Pete hired Jrod to work for him at broside so he can hide the fact he gets ass play from another man from his wife.
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by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018
Get the choach broadie mug.Receiving oral from a woman, you ejaculate in her mouth. She retains the prize, you then proceed to insert a hand into her vajin or anal passage at her choosing. Once the hand is secured , proceed to pick her rear end up, holding the back of her neck. As she opens her mouth, the man butter pours off her chin like a nice brew of earl grey.
A variation of the Brookside teapot is the Teaset, which involves a lady lying on her back, mouth open, acting as a teacup.
A variation of the Brookside teapot is the Teaset, which involves a lady lying on her back, mouth open, acting as a teacup.
Bro, I brewed a batch so big in last nights Brookside Teapot, the cup ran over ! Hell of a mess on the couch.
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The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.
1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.
After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"
If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.
1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.
After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"
If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."
by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008
Get the Roadside Assistance mug.While fucking a girl doggy-style, you quickly switch holes and stick it in her ass as deep as you can, pull out and tell her she's a quart low, then kick one of her legs out from under her, making her fall to that side like a a car with a blow-out.
"Mr. President, Michelle doesn't seem too happy with you today. What did you do?"
"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."
"Last night she complained about my health care plan, so I gave her a wicked roadside blow-out in the Oval Office."
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Whenever I go to Brookside, I sadly don't ever see blacks, southeast Asians, Hispanics and whites. Something isn't right. Racial segregation is wrong. Think of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. He wanted everyone and everyrace to be as one in harmony.
by BrotherManOtherMan July 3, 2007
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