The general term for the profession of bro's worldwide.
- A Bro job.
First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.
- A Bro job.
First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.
Marshals brofession is to say "Lawyer'd!"
by Thorm February 5, 2010
Get the brofession mug.Brolestation coming from the latin root words brofus and molestati come together to form the pinnacle of Bro on Bro homosex. This is a very rare event that only comes in to play when there is a large amount of axe spray and natty ice in the air, and if the sound waves are pumpin with jack johnson, it is considered a 100% garuntee of bro-rape
Stephen: "Hey this natty ice is delicious! Wheres the rest?"
Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"
10 minutes later....
Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"
Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"
Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"
10 minutes later....
Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"
Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"
by Jake-Zeb June 28, 2008
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A skateboarder who always has brand new gear (shoes, clothes, board, etc) and looks as though they are a sponcored pro. However, they are just close friends with a sponcored skater and obtain product by bumming it off said friend.
A brofeshional is easily identifiable by their fresh new gear contrasted by their clear lack of any skateboarding skills.
Brofeshionals are often close friends/roomates/filmers.
A brofeshional is easily identifiable by their fresh new gear contrasted by their clear lack of any skateboarding skills.
Brofeshionals are often close friends/roomates/filmers.
by T Cab December 12, 2006
Get the brofeshional mug.Feeling extremely extremely poor, especially due to a stupid purchase, cheated by an ex-lover who used the money for another lover, or due to just refusing to work for years.
Dude, help me, I am brokest. Can you spare me some moolah to buy myself an ice-cream?
I hear that Tom is brokest by his wife, who bought this "magic rock" for good luck at $10,000.
I hear that Tom is brokest by his wife, who bought this "magic rock" for good luck at $10,000.
by keizng May 13, 2020
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Get the Brofisting mug.That brofessor who moved an exam because of the Harry Potter movie just announced that we can bring in a 3 page cheat sheet to the final exam. SO ABSURDLY BRO
by coocookchu December 9, 2010
Get the Brofessor mug.BRO FIST is the closest bond shared by bro's in a moment of eccentric awesomeness! Often expressed by two close friends (bro's) knuckle touching eachother or bro fisting.
by Chikopakman October 20, 2009
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