Brittany

Brittanys are amazing. Although they may seem uptight around most people, Brittanys are fun to be around when they truly trust people (trust can be a rare thing for them). They have exotic features and lovely personalities. Many people disregard Brittanys as intelligent people, however it should be noted that Brittanys can be wise beyond their age and genuises in their feilds. Guys should know that Brittanys are the most amazing girls, and the only reason a Brittany will be single is because the guys she knows aren't good enough for her. Brittanys like polar opposites: vibrant cities or laid back beaches, freezing or tropical, edgy or boho, they are into everything. Brittanys are generally a force to be reconed with, they are unstoppable.

Person 1: Who's that girl? She looks spectacular...
Person 2: That's Brittany, I wish she was mine...

by Girl-a-Girl February 28, 2011

Brittainy

A heart of gold, but not afraid to kick ass when family, friends, or personal space is messed with. She will date you and dump you, but still buy you a birthday gift. A lover of all things fancy, she will still drink Jameson at the diviest of dive bars. Kind, loving, and hard af.

Brittainy called me and I almost died.

by M Tixxle May 13, 2018

Brittany

A Brittany is someone who will seem extremely sarcastic and badass at first encounter..but underneath all that you'll discover a caring and very sweet individual. The true Brittany is full of humour and wit that will have you smiling non stop, but don't let a Brittany know that she's amazing because she will flat out agree 700% and you will witness firsthand how massive her ego is. Oh, and if you happen to get one to admit that she loves you, that will be the exact moment that you'll be captured for life and you will never be able to return to a life without a Brittany. You're in it for life once she makes that simple yet profound declaration. True story bro. Trust me on this. (Don't be afraid though because Brittany's are very wonderful humans to keep around for your entire existence.) if you have a Brittany in your life, consider yourself a winner. They are a specific species of human and they are absolutely wonderful.

Random person-"Aye bro..did you hear that she's has a friend named Brittany?"
Some other random person-"Yeah dude, she wins at life. I couldn't get her to even look at me."
Random person-"Hey now, don't take defeat, Brittany's tend to be very badass, they are hard to gain attention from."
Some other random person-"Hmm, I understand. Maybe I still have a chance to attain a Brittany in my life!!"

by You like how I describe it. November 6, 2014

britbongistan

Primarily used as a derogatory term for Great Britain, since the number of Muslims in the United Kingdom is over 4% of the total population , and over 100 000 converts to Islam.

A person from britbongistan is called a britbong

-Boy,9,found hanged 'was bullied for being white'.
-Such is life in Britbongistan

by YakuzYah October 15, 2015

bristol stool chart

A classification of poo into 7 different categories...
It was developed by K W Heaton at the University of Bristol.

The types of poos (1-7) on the chart go from hard stools, and hard to pass (constipation), to watery stools and easy to pass (diarrhea).

I have a Bristol Stool chart in my shitter so I can see what kind of stool I passed!! today was a type 7!! very urgent and I needed to go and it was like a water fountain!!

by castanza January 2, 2009

Britt/Scot

A person that would hit (have sex with) anything with a breath and a large enough orifice. Originated in the Sherdog forums in the summer of 2006.

"Britt/Scot would hit it"

Person1: Hey guys, what do you think of this girl? *shows picture*
Person2: Britt/Scot would hit it.

by Jean Claude Van Ban August 3, 2006

Brittany Ziarko

A Green eyed goddess. The leading cause of heart attacks in males 16 and up. The most amazing girl you will ever meet. Florida's Most Wanted, taken by Sky.

I wish I was on that Brittany Ziarko status.

by Sky McCartney January 18, 2011