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Berd

A youtuber who makes various animated skits. The skits' characters are poorly drawn birds (or Berds), who do various things related to memes, such as playing meme songs at someone's funeral. He is best known for his video, "Flamingo", which consists of a Berd dancing to the song Flamingo by Kero Kero Bonito.
Berd came out with a new video, have you seen it?
by JayPlaysBeamNG December 26, 2018
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Bread Wipe

When slices of bread are used to wipe your ass instead of toilet tissue.

Works best on very runny and soggy shits, especially a good alternative to cheap thin tissue in these circumstances.
I had runny shits yesterday, so decided to bread wipe.
by SunShizzle June 1, 2011
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bread snack

A small meal (not breakfast, lunch or dinner) of plain bread - neither toasted nor dressed with other items or even condiments.
H: Hey man, I'm starving. Want to grab some tacos before the movie?
R: Nah, thanks. I had a bread snack. I'll just eat afterward.
by pzest12 January 22, 2014
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bread egg

The plastic middle bit out of a kinder egg, with bread carefully compacted within it , plugged into the anus with the specific intention simulating laying a bread egg
fuck, I just laid a bread egg

if they come near this place, i'm gonna rapidly simulate bread eggs

let's bread egg, baby

How do you like your bread eggs? hard or soft.
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Dwarven bread

In real life: A supposedly edible item that nobody actually tries to eat.

Mainly used a synonym for any failed cookery experiment but also for wrapped food in bottoms of bags that have been there since forever.

Originally from the Disk World series by Sir Terry Pratchett. Bread baked from the finest stone-ground grit. The point of having it is to keep you going on the idea: "I'm not *that* hungry."
The smoke alarm in the kitchen sounds. "Looks like you made dwarven bread. I'll order pizza."

Quote from 'Witches abroad':
The dwarf bread was brought out for inspection. But it was miraculous, the dwarf bread. No one ever went hungry when they had some dwarf bread to avoid. You only had to look at it for a moment, and instantly you could think of dozens of things you'd rather eat. You're boots, for example. Mountains. Raw sheep. Your own foot.
by Puppy Zwolle November 1, 2014
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Makin' bread

Ex. I was makin' bread working at my last job.
by Swag1023 November 19, 2015
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Dry bread

the old bread that becomes strong and unfit to eat
by Galinial December 1, 2020
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