Brandoned

Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'

"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."

"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"

by Wh88 November 22, 2009

Brendan

Most sexiest lad going round in Aberdeen, wont catch him lacking with any neeks. If you see him i hear he gives you THAT look at you think about him for the rest of your life. Consider yourself lucky if you ever meet a Brendan and even better if he actually likes you! 3SJ

OMG did you see brendan the other day? omfg i literally shit myself how hot he was. I want him in my life i can’t stop thinking about him.

by Was the upgrade worthA arrest December 23, 2019

brendan

another termed used for when a female squirts

girl1- last night i was with this guy
girl2- was he good??did he make u brendan
girl1-i brendan'd so much it was like a shower

by cherry flavoured condoms December 17, 2008

Brendan Shanahan

an awesome hockey player for the Detroit Red Wings. Plays left wing and has scored over 500 goals in his 15+ NHL seasons so far. Helped the Wings win 3 Stanley Cup ever since his arrival from the Hartword Whalers.

Brendan Shanahan with the hat trick!!!

by go_wings June 1, 2006

Uncy Brendan's

A home made style of cigarette produced by the Uncy Brendan's company of Australia. These quality cigarrettes give a smoking experience like never before, and are made with a range of exotic ingredients including cornflakes, chilli, rice and ham. Uncy Brendan's ciggarettes were pioneered in Australia by Uncy Brendan himself (the leader of the Uncy Brendan's company).

"Hey Ben, get some Uncy Brendan's into your pussywhipped lungs"

by James Pritchard April 7, 2006

Brendan

Doesn’t like to share

Brendan says “no bitch I ain’t tryna share tf”

by Oh true bruh November 16, 2019

Brendan

A super hot guy. Athletic, fit, goofy, sexy and all around a great guy. He’s very loyal and an amazing significant other. Likes blonds with blue eyes and a fat ass. Great in the bed and loves to cuddle. Never a ginger and loves to end the fight.

Bro, did you see Brendan kick that dudes ass?

by Newpatekonmywrist April 15, 2020