shrek's breakfast

weed. kush. straight dank. Wiz Khalifa's best friend.

Ay bro you tryna get some shrek's breakfast?

by marinaras September 10, 2016

Taste {her} Breakfast.

A phrase used for eating booty.

Did you see that new porno Ass Blasters? That dude had his tongue so far up her ass I bet he could taste {her} breakfast.

by OG_Epimetheus August 2, 2021

Breakfap

Similar to breakfast, Breakfap is the act of masturbating after a period of time where masturbating was not possible and/or appropriate. Such times include sleep and work/school.

After his double shift at Shaw's, James preferred a good breakfap to going out with his friends.

by TehCashew November 9, 2009

Breakfast of Champions

Breakfast of Champions is the daily morning ritual of having a few smokes and a couple cups of coffee getting your am fix of nicotine and caffeine. Then take a massive dumps on the porcelain throne, take a quick shower and ready to face your day properly.

Need my Breakfast of Champions to wake up and get my bowels moving so I can get out the door to earn my bacon.

by EightBall July 30, 2018

breakfast taco

Breakfast taco is the female equivalent of morning wood, a woman who is ready and desiring of sex first thing in the morning.

Jill's breakfast taco went great with Tom's morning wood.

by ztiwokles November 2, 2009

breakfast ball

Mulligan or Breakfast ball. This is the practice of getting a “free hit” or “free swing”, which is also referred to as a “breakfast ball” when used during early morning rounds. It is against the rules and draws a penalty if used in competitive play.

“Hey Jimbo, the first ball you hit killed a small child, why don’t you take a breakfast ball “

by RicCage November 7, 2017

Mexican Breakfast

When you try to fart but a huge chunky watery shit explodes out instead coating the inside of your underwear.

Hey guys did you see TJ just did a mexican breakfast on stream!

by dalekman9999 July 7, 2018