Braunston

A quaint little village set in the shire, a short distance from the chav filled town of Daventry. Also home of incestuous country folk. Mostly well spoken, not all related have not been for about 20 years. Incest is now an urban legend.

Daventry chav - 'you're from Braunston enit'

Braunston - 'yes'

Daventry chav - 'you shag your brother enit'

Braunston - 'no'

by Legend of the country folk January 25, 2011

branson

bran'sun / bran'sund

Getting a BJ or hand relief off a recently married man.

1) "I got a Branson off the next door neighbour last night while his wife was indoors taking a bath....."

2) "My boss in accounts nealt down and Bransoned me while i was standing at the photocopier yesterday"

by gmagic May 13, 2006

Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004

branson missouri

the city about 30 minuits from sprinfield missouri. it contains the dixie stampede and silver dollar city. it is a thriving hotspot and is consered to be the dinner theator capital of the world.

i went to branson missouri last week

by kingjman73333 April 4, 2011

Branson

To be hit in the head with more than one of the plastic tubs used at the airport for luggage screening.

Quit bothering me or I’ll Branson you with these tubs.

by ganger2 February 19, 2017

lil brunson

Used to address people in a friendly manner

you: "wut up lil brunson"
them: "not much cuz"

by alexander johnson August 30, 2006

Brunsoned

to fuck up your life so bad that you are living in your car and boning mud sharks to make a buck. O and be a complete douche bag.

Man you really brunsoned your marriage didn't you. Or, This car is so brunsoned it will never run.

by Onemanshow55 September 19, 2009