Brained

To outsmart someone/something in any situation.

This counterterrorist thought I planted B when it was actually A. I brained him.

Dog thought I threw a ball and ran to get it. Brained.

by MisterPOP December 17, 2018

brauner

Stereotypical blondie

He's a definitely a Brauner.

by Jimmy Lee Chang August 11, 2019

clay-brained

When somebody is ignorant and their brain is full of mush and the person knows nothing

Your so “clay-brained” you don’t even know what 2+2 equals!

by Alyssa’s definitions May 4, 2018

big brainedness

To be in the quality of being big brained

Hey Tyrone I want to flex on you my big brainedness

by Jit Person May 30, 2020

wink-brained

Short for "hoodwink-brained". Someone is wink-brained when they have been so hoodwinked by the lies, deceptions, and exaggerations produced by the 24/7 news cycle and social media that they have an extremely distorted view of reality and the state of the world.

Did you hear Candice ranting about POLITICALLY CHARGED TOPIC? She's totally wink-brained.

by bronobar July 12, 2021

left brained syndrome

the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as "sheeple" or said to be contained in a "mental prison"

they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system's bitch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.

they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death attitude.

left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.

the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs...unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances... ironic.

righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?

lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.

by danand August 22, 2012

Alien Brained

To be photographed whilst sleeping, sporting a set of somebody elses testicles upon your brow!

'Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrarrrrrrrgh, I've been Alien Brained!!!' After receiving the Martian like picture through your door.

by Davey Cadaver December 25, 2007