brushing

Alternative slang to masturbating.

"I'm brushing it hard, bitch, swallow."

"Damn, I need to brush on that broad."

"Alright guys, I'm gonna brush and head to bed"

"Keep it to yourself man"

by Bubba TheLoveSponge February 14, 2008

bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

brushing

The act of rubbing one's pubes onto another individual, using a forward and back technique.

Me and Jessica were grindin' and brushing all night yesterday! Now my genitals are itchy as fuck

by Subi Billy Juice Mo Guilo December 6, 2011

Broshing

Freaking out in an uncontrollable neurotic ADHD manner similar to Hyperbole and a Half author Allie Brosh.

I threw my socks in the hamper and they wound up under my underwear and I wondered if they were judging me for that...then I realized I was just Broshing.

by CriminallyVu1gar December 1, 2010

msn bashing

The act of sending a stream of single word messages via instant messenger. This causes the receiving party to hear multiple new message notification sounds which is fuckin irritating.

someone
sends
you
a
sentence
in
msn
and
uses
one
message
for
each
word
which
ends
up
bashing
your
msn. This is msn bashing

by mayurfb December 1, 2007

emo bashing

The art of aiming to purposefully damage 'emo kids', mainly by hitting or 'bashing' them.

A very appropriate activity.

A - "Wanna go emo bashing?"
B - "Yeah! Its gotta be done!"

by Jase on the Bass June 25, 2006

bashing-the-bishop

Male masturbation. Think of the appearance of the penis.

I was really bashing-the-bishop watching the Britney Spears video.

by Paulpot June 17, 2006