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2 Boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper

A badass song by Utah metalcore band Servants of the sentience and it is about living in an apartment and jacking off
Fuck yeah 2 boxes of condoms and a twix wrapper is badass
by anonymous December 1, 2023
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Folding Pizza Boxes

When you get a blowjob in the back of a pizza restaurant
We're gonna be folding pizza boxes at Rusty's
by 4FUKsakes December 14, 2017
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customized favor boxes

This detail offers the amazing customized look and feels to the entire event. Heart, oval, square or rectangular die cut boxes with strips and garnish hues add energy and detail to the social event. Such Boxes fill in as a keepsake of your appreciation. Guests get a signal of your gratefulness that their presence was regarded.
customized favor boxes
This detail offers the amazing customized look and feels to the entire event. Heart, oval, square or rectangular die cut boxes with strips and garish hues add energy and detail to the social event. Such Boxes fill in as a keepsake of your appreciation. Guests get a signal of your gratefulness that their presence was regarded.
by printcosmo May 2, 2018
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"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."
Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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Checkin(g) off the(m) boxes

When someone presents, usually inadvertently or unassumingly, as attractive in a variety of ways but may not have been immediately identified as classically attractive at first sight.
"I didn't realize how attractive I found him/her until I realized he/she was checkin(g) off the(m) boxes!"
by darrenxix March 19, 2025
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bones day

A good day, if a dog on tiktok (called noodle) wakes up with ‘bones’ (can stand up) it’s a bones day. If not, it’s not a bones day meaning it’s going to be a bad day
Today’s going to be good because it’s a bones day
by Red27wolf October 17, 2021
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