looking over both shoulders

action. how every black joke starts

John: Hey Joe, how does every black joke start?

Joe: How?

John: (answers by "looking over both shoulders").

by Junior, Jr. July 3, 2008

botchain

Three or more guys simultaneously doing each other in the ass

Is that Shakey in the middle of that botchain?

by Botter August 18, 2003

both hands on the phone

‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.

“Hey! Both hands on the phone!”

“Hey that person isn’t keeping both hands on their phone… disgusting.”

“What’s that mean anyway?”

“ ‘Both hands on the phone’ is a commonly used phrase in Wattpad comment sections. It refers to literally having both hands on your device and not just one and using the other to masturbate.”

“Ok thanks.”

by InternetRuinedMe September 10, 2021

hands both ways

when a boy or a girl has received and given the act of fingering and a hand job.

furthest i've been is hands both ways.

by permiscuous. January 28, 2011

botchagaloop

A dufus. A half-wit. A loser.

Why did she marry that botchagaloop?

by GEN COBRA August 6, 2008

both sides of the mouth

1.When a person says things they really don't mean.

2.To not own what one says.

3.two faced

"It became hard for Micheal to take Melanie seriously. She talks from both sides of the mouth."

by sauerpower June 11, 2006

John Bonham

1. n. Perhaps the greatest rock-and-roll drummer who ever lived.

2. v. To get intoxicated to the point where one vomits in one's sleep.

1. John Bonham was better on drums than Jimi Hendrix was on guitar.

2. Dude, Barron got so hammered last night he pulled a John Bonham after he passed out. I had to turn his head to the side so he wouldn't suffocate.

by sean82fta August 24, 2005