both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.

Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."

by sponky November 1, 2020

Both'r'ng

The slang term for bothering.

He kept both'r'ng me!

by djaks May 15, 2022

both middle finger up

When a guy gets a lot of bitches, steals peoples mum and make racks also high in protein

Both middle finger up in a picture

by High in protein June 9, 2022

Both sides of the street

Bisexual

Love this new chick I have been talking to, she is on both sides of the street!

by FroGeta (Afro Vegeta) March 28, 2023

Both Sann

Both Sann is the first Cambodian artist to venture into the world of AI-generated music covers. He has gained significant recognition for creating popular AI cover songs, which he regularly shares on his TikTok and YouTube channels. Both Sann has amassed a substantial following, boasting over 50,000 followers on TikTok and 19,000 subscribers on YouTube. His innovative use of artificial intelligence in music production has positioned him as a leading figure in the Cambodian music scene, blending technology and artistic expression to engage and captivate audiences.

Who is that guy?
Ohh, he is Both Sann, the first Cambodian artist to venture into the world of AI-generated music covers.
Damn, he's cool as fuck.

by Bros Sart II December 28, 2023

Both ending

When you have simultaneous explosive diarrhea and projectile vomit, most frequently from poor dietary decisions.

"How was that gas station sushi?"

"It was delicious, but I was both ending it all night."

by Mfergu3 April 25, 2024

Both and Neither

And if you want to know whether or not I want your kids to die... HOLLOW PURPLE!!!

Hym "BOTH and Neither. You are shit. If killing one or your kids gave me a single second of free time I would kill enough to retire immediately and then get a jobby anyway WATERING THE FLOWERS AT THE CEMETERY IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!"

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025