borgen

A Borgen is a Dutch practical joke that requires two willing participants and a swimming pool. Both individuals must swim to the bottom of a pool. One person must fart and the other has to catch the fart bubble in his/her mouth. The carrier then walks up to the target, taps them on the shoulder and breathily says BORGEN! thus transfering the remnants of the fart to the victim's face.

Rodolf: *minding his own business*

Hubrecht: *tap,tap,tap*

Rodolf: Huh?

Hubrecht: BORGEN

Rodolf: Whatever weirdo...Hey, what stinks?

Hubrecht und Werner: *Laughing hysterically until something dawns on Hubrecht*

Werner (to Hubrecht): You totally ate my fart.

Hubrecht: Aw Fuck *wretch*

by Dignan August 4, 2006

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Borgasm

The reaction of hysterical young female fans to the Swedish tennis player Bjorn Borg

Bjorn Borg has walked onto Centre Court and half the crowd is having a borgasm

by Alekto January 2, 2010

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borgasm

The groaning like noise that is emitted from a person while being bored. Usually done while waiting in line, it is very close in sound to an orgasm.

1. Gahhhhhh. could this line move any slower? <br>
2. Alex borgasmed like 10 times while we waited in line.

by Paul Richard November 28, 2007

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Boresville

(a): A place that is boring.

(b): Most towns/villages in upper Michigan have nothing to do. They will all make you bored.

(c): A nickname for a place that has nothing to do.

(a): I don't see what is so great about Michigan's Upper Peninsula? Every place I've been to here is Boresville.

(b): They don't have there here either! What is this place? Boresville!

(c):
Person A: I want to move to the city.
Parson B: Why?
Parson A: Because living in this village is Boresville!

by StealthLava January 6, 2012

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