Borenado

A person prone to loud, long-winded stories of little interest to his or her captive audience. Such people can lay waste to a dinner party, other informal social gathering, or a classroom.

1) Oh crap! Jim just showed up. What a windbag. Now we're stuck listening to stupid stories about his ant farm. What a borenado. He'll totally destroy our party!

2) Professor Jones went total borenado on us in class today! She took off on a rant about war protesting in the 1960s instead of discussing Ernest Hemmingway's books.

by Rixter66 July 7, 2011

Brent Peterson

A very talented, unique, cute, truthful, favoring, and thoughtful individual who dreams of becoming president. You should vote for him.

Quandale Zoinks Cornelius JiggleSquiggle Bottom IV: I'm voting Brent Peterson 2024 for president of the United States."

by bckm.009 October 17, 2022

borientation

Training sessions, corporate videos, processing meetings, human resources intakes; borientation involves plunging headfirst into the esoteric excrement of your new institutional identity. Its sole purpose is to wring the last vestiges of individualism from your soul before you begin your corporate, educational or other insipid journey.

Freddy: When do you start work?
Velma: Well, I think I'll probably start working on Wednesday, but first I have to endure two horrific days of borientation.

by Matthew Lake December 8, 2007

boreno

can be used to describe boredum or to exert frustration.

"save me from boreno."
"this day was terrible.fucking boreno."

by lauren gilhula August 18, 2008

Brenten

a highly intelligent person with a strong sense of direstion. People are often drawn to him because of his keen knowledge and warm spirit.

Brenten was nominated to particiapte in the aerospace program.

by sandy piper February 7, 2010

Brentonism

The need to explain your joke, when no one finds it funny. Hearing an actual funny joke, and changing the words immediately to make it unfunny...

That joke was so bad it was a Brentonism

by Flagguy April 14, 2013

Broentine

Like a Valentine, but with your bro.

Will you be me broentine?

by Poiuytas January 25, 2013