boondogle

To appear as though you are doing something, usually in order to get out of choores and tasks.

"I'm just going to walk around and make it look as though I am doing something... Nobody suspects a boondogler"

by Mister Element May 14, 2008

Blondage

Being tied down and forced to watch a video clip by a rockstar celebrity with tight abs long hair and no brains more than once or twice.

In large doses blondage is known to cause brain damage bad perms and tight skirts in females.

He was subjected to blondage when he went to her parents house. There was nothing else to watch.

by Vigo the Conqueror March 27, 2010

boondoggle

(verb) This occurs when you're in a school restroom and someone's pants are completely down and their ass is fully exposed, and then you decide to slap their bare ass cheeks.

Example: (Tyrese has his ass out) SMACK! "Damn bro you just boondoggled his ass."

by stickpogo October 18, 2021

bondage

bondage can be as kinky or as normal as you make it! i mean if you just use a little rope to tie the chick up to the bedpost and tease her untill she screams at you to fuck her... i would go on but its getting me hot.. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH KNIVES.. seriously try it some time

i asked him if he was into bondage and he fucked me so hard after he tied me to the bedpost. NICE

by bubble muffin April 3, 2008

bondage

Another, non-sexual, definition of this widely used term referring to the tragic occurence of what happens when one accidentally super glues one body part to another resulting in a semi-permanent bond that is both frustrating and painful to separate.

Hal: Man, I had some painful bondage last night.

Stu: That's hot dude! With who?

Hal: This tube of Krazy Hold Super Glue.

by mlvd742 December 5, 2009

bondage pads

football pads with straps resembling those that you would see in some kinky bondage film.

"bondage pads are better then regular pads" said jimmy.

by niggasense September 8, 2005

bondage mallet

1)A mallet, or other hammer-like object used to inflict pain upon a willing BDSM participant.

2)Critical phrase used in the world-wide chart-topping song "Hit Me With Your Bondage Mallet". (It's nice to be a lunatic, hit me, hit me.)

A - Hit me with your bondage mallet?

B - Yup

by The Seventh Si December 29, 2004