boobs

Women's not so secret way of getting men to do whatever they want. In fact, it's not secretive at all.

Woman: I want a beer.
Man: Not now.
Woman: *flashes boobs*
Man: How many beers did you want?

by Adrian August 2, 2007

boobs

a womans best argument.

she: could you do <insert whatever> for me? *leans forward and shows cleavage*
he: okay! (thinks: oh, nice boobs.. but what did she say?)

by jonas.h July 6, 2008

boobs

ass meatballs.

p1)big boobs
p2)mm spaghetti

by condombanana November 2, 2020

boobs

Man's best friends. Not counting his penis.

Guy 1: Damn, dude, did you see the boobs on that chick?
Guy 2: I didn't even notice the chick.

by The Male Man December 24, 2008

boobs

The bouncy objects that make men do thing they dont normally do. spend a lot of money,blowoff agendas and etc. But its worth it when you get to suck on dem.

girl-can you lend me 80 bucks for shoppin.

dude-only if you let me suck on your boobs

girl- ok let do this

by tony lopez May 11, 2007

boobs

Things that are so unbelievably awesome, they come in pairs.

Damn, this boob is awesome! HOLY SHIT! THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!

And on thy 8th day, God created the boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was awesome.

Boobs make the world go round.

by osmo512 April 21, 2009

boobs

God's most lovely creation.

Boobs are nice...like boobs!

by Stratta May 13, 2003