Bonnet

bon-et (n): 1) The art of a man acting like a woman or little girl. 2) A common name for someone who relinquishes their man card to indulge in overt feminine activity.

Adam was being a bonnet when he elected go flower shopping instead of watching baseball.

Alex is such a bonnet when talking to cougars; I swear he likes pegging!

You might want to loosen your bonnet Brian... remember, there is football to be watched, and paddle boating to be missed!

by Rschonwa December 9, 2008

bee in her bonnet

upset, a bit angry, on edge

Aunt Betsy was kind of cranky, like she had a bee in her bonnet.

by VAKI5 May 9, 2005

Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet

When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).

'mate, that fat slosher must have a proper Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet under those hotpants'

by Sal86xxx January 13, 2009

Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet

When a strap-on, angled 15 degrees to the left, is mounted on the forehead of any authority figure and then used to penetrate any orifice of the human body. Usually followed by the infamous Viking Bronze Hammer.

Those who propagate the Non-Euclidean Sun Bonnet are oft referred to as 'Bonneteers'.

Bitch came back from work late, so I stuck her with the Non-Euclidian Sun Bonnet and followed it up with a Viking Bronze Hammer. This was all, of course, after I kicked her down the stairs.

by St. Bootsy Collins September 16, 2007

I'm on it like Blue Bonnet

I am working very hard on developing some stuff.

(One's intonation will effect the exact meaning of this... i.e.:)

1. I am overwhelming the issue by investing WAY to much time and energy into it... like WAY too much butter on a muffin.

2. I am doing a CRAPPY job at this... just as blue bonnet is a crappy margarine substitute.

3. I am doing a skimpy job because the job I would do would be crap anyways... just like blue bonnet should be used sparingly. Being crap.

1. "You gonna hit that bitch?" "Oh yeah... she be drunk... I'm ON IT like BLUE BONNET!"

2. "Hey, are you finished photocopying that deposition?" *uncaring* "Uh, yeah, I guess... *sigh* I'm on it.. like blue bonnet"

by guava c August 23, 2009

Bonnett

BONNETT, noun

A Bonnett is an exceedingly machismo man who goes against all accepted truisms in that, despite his abhorrable personality and lacklustre appearance, he still believes, with the strongest of convictions, that he is the highest form of being and that he requires adulation from both male and female admirers alike.

Bonnetts characteristically have huge rhinological fixtures and a little man complex.

by Matt Grendale July 29, 2008

Cheesy bonnet

Rhyming slang, to get "on it" ie get wasted.

Hey man, wanna get cheesy bonnet?

by youwerethere August 27, 2009