Boink!

Verb
To poke finger on someones nose, or to sit on a ball during a concert.

Noun

A word Jared Leto uses when he wants to drive the Echelon crazy.

Jared boinked the ball during the concert and fell on his butt. Ball 1 Jared 0

Jared Leto: Who wants to know a secret? BOINK!

Boink has taken the place of soon for Jared Leto

by Noele6277 October 11, 2012

boink

to sleep with someone over 250 pounds

Jeremiah buttered himself up and allowed himself to be gang boinked by three ultra portly asian ladies.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

boink

to have sexual intercourse
not considered offensive enough to be censored from network TV
The OED dates boink as a verb back to 1984, citing Stephen King's "Thinner," where it appears to be used as onomatopoeia, similar to bonk: "He half-expected them to begin bopping and boinking each other."
This precedes usage in the 1985 episode of "Moonlighting" titled "The Next Murder You Hear."

David: It makes you crazy to think that anybody out there is boinking when you can’t.
Maddie: I can't hear you.

by Crassius October 6, 2020

boink

Used by the geeky guy in the film Road Trip. To have sex with someone.

Man, i boinked her good!

by tim mitchell July 8, 2003

isha boink boink

to throw out a holler at a chik when she walk by ...often say when u see a good lookin peice of ass...but say with full cockiness and a daaaaamn placed in front!

..nore rocked this on paper soldiers too.. daaayum isha boink boink.. when i saw that girl i was like isha boink boink i didnt even care if she heard it or not....

by t hoot December 24, 2008

boink

To inhale or "hit" an unlit blunt, to check the pull and taste of it. This can also be done with a cigarette, pipe, or bong, but serves no purpose.

Dude, boink this cig its a peppermint patty.

by jdick8 June 19, 2010

boink

a synonym for boner, stiffy or woody,etc.

Girl: nice boink!
Guy: (Blushes and looks down his pants.

by citylifeloving May 31, 2012