Blumpchuck

When a boy is taking a shit and getting a blowjob at the same time and the girl can not stand the smell so she upchucks or throws-up.

Blumpchucks are really gross.

by BossmanJR May 25, 2009

blumpkee

To be on the receiving end of a burning blumpkin.

I am always happy to be the blumpkee, as long as I get to bust a benni

by The Real BDP February 26, 2008

blumpken

to take a dump and receive a blowjob at the same time.

The smell of my feces did not upset my girlfriend as I received a blumpken to near perfection.

by Lord Dorpaldonger August 17, 2004

Blapper

bop jam good song

Hey did you hear walk it like I talk it. It’s a real blapper!

by Eseweiiii May 23, 2018

blumpamotive

To recieve a blumpie while traveling in a R.V.

Dude i got the best blumpamotive the other day when me and your mom went on a romantic drive.

by Rocco Cocko III April 17, 2011

Bloppelganger

A white persons black doppelgänger

Dude, that guy in cool runnings is totally your Bloppelganger

by TysonBo125 February 26, 2015

Blumpiss

Getting a blowjob while taking a dump (blump) and surprising the person blowing you by taking a Piss in their mouth.

I was getting a great blump (blow job during a dump) after the bar and instead of blowing my load I took a piss in their mouth and created a blumpiss!
Blump blumpkin blumpkin backfire

by jayklaw May 18, 2016