I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Late bloomermug. by Eastcanners July 21, 2019
Get the Late Bloomermug. I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.
by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020
Get the Late bloomermug. Late Bloomer is a song by artist named Taura Lamb. The song is written from a perspective of overprotective friend that's why sounds shady. You can listen to it non stop because this is truly masterpiece. Taura never disappoints
by lipypoo May 15, 2021
Get the Late Bloomermug. by JonSturtz23 February 9, 2023
Get the Bloomermug. A bloomer is a young person quickly growing into the mentality, personality, and political opinion of a boomer. They're easily manipulated, terribly misinformed, and painfully smug. You can find them being racist in public, posting false fact online, and calling anyone who proved them wrong a snowflake. They often show signs of suffering from the Dunning–Kruger effect.
Did you see that shitty meme Cody posted on Facebook?
Yeah man, it took one Google search to prove it wrong. That kid is such a bloomer.
Yeah man, it took one Google search to prove it wrong. That kid is such a bloomer.
by Ugofuck March 14, 2020
Get the Bloomermug. A girl's buttocks.
by XrawrX (rawry) February 20, 2023
Get the Bloomermug.