Blondie is really cool. He got messy hair and does stupid things, like running from the cops. Blondie remembers the small things, like the color of candy you like most and what you like to do. He's very considerate and kind despite making it seem like he's not. You can find blondie at Christian camp. His real name will probably be Alec, be kind to him he deserves it
by three._ June 13, 2023
Get the Blondiemug. A cute little creature, that likes horses, diamonds and rich husbands. She will not be able to fulfill any of your dreams. She is bad at cooking, bad at raising your children and won't get any of your jokes, but she knows how to enter and clear out your bank account just too well. She is the exact opposite of what you call wife material.
Person 1: “Uhh, I cut my finger with a piece of paper. Am I gonna die now?“
Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“
Person 2: “The hell you won't, you dumb blondie.“
by Daonly1 January 22, 2018
Get the Blondiemug. A DOG that is amazing and cuddly and never gets on your bad side dogs named Blondie are one of the best things you can have in your life they help you when you get sad or lonely and do funny things even though they are a dog dogs named Blondie are independent but still need someone to be with them they are smart dogs and learn quickly even if you don't notice. Saver every single moment with your dog Blondie
by Saucyy_facts June 2, 2019
Get the Blondiemug. by blondie4life13 March 15, 2023
Get the Blondiemug. the real definition that screams Draco Malfoy. He is a bittersweet person. Acting shitty and all of a sudden, he switches up real quickly. Bipolar.
“You’re like my blondie lemon boy.”
“Pardon?”
“You’re such a bittersweet person.”
*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb
“Pardon?”
“You’re such a bittersweet person.”
*sentence from SPARKS d.’m by malfoybeb
by bellamalfoyuh December 11, 2020
Get the blondie lemon boymug. This is a sassy, but classy blonde that is usually sexy as hell, born between 1993 and 1996, she will rip you to pieces like a short barrel shot gun, but she will also give you the best sex of your life and be the loyal woman of your dreams if you treat her correctly.
Hey babe wanna go get me a sandwich ... ( Racking of short barrel blondie) who do you think I am you miserable dick drip , go get it yourself.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
Or
Hey my Baby girl, would you mind making me a sandwich whenever you get a chance it's really no rush .... Her:( short barrel blondie) of course I will my hubby, but only after you get in that bed room and make my legs shake.
by MarriedtoMo828 November 11, 2021
Get the short barrel blondiemug. A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.
by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020
Get the Blondie noncemug.