Blowcation

A blow job that you WANT to give, thus rendering it not a job, but a kind of vacation.

We finally hooked up--and let me tell you, that was no blow job, that was a blowcation!

by KnotGirl August 20, 2009

Blonka

a mixture between blonde and plonker.

Usually for a very dumb person or some who do stupid things ALL THE TIME.

Ellen: *runs into lampost*
Gloria: You are such a blonka

by tendermoments July 6, 2010

blondage

used as a pronoun for an attractive female with blonde hair. usually used if the female's name is unknown.

Dan: hey Darco, who was that girl that asked you out on Friday?

Darco: some blondage, I think she said her name was Paulina, Christina, or something like that...

by Darco July 12, 2006

blancarte

Loving and caring family that's all ways there for any one but watch out there's always a few athletes a talented and cute one (usually the youngest) a very creative strong beautiful girl and a very angry one the parents/parent/caregiver is/are always working hard and positive and they make the best out of life

If you meet a blancarte family make shure you make friends with them because they are really loyal!

by Real definitions💕 May 30, 2017

blonase

n. used to describe cocain or meth. generally used by habitial users who have screwed up there nasal passages to the point that they can't breathe thru their noses with out it.

man my allergies are killing me, you got any blonase?

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

blondabee

chicks who want to be blondes...blonde wannabes

Trixie came back from the salon with her hair died like a blondabee

by speechwrecker June 14, 2016

Blanca Beaver

A type of beaver endemic to the Yucatan Peninsula. It uses it’s huge teeth to get it’s way , eat huge amounts of chocolate, and fend off predators.

The Blanca Beaver eats chocolate by the river’s edge.

by EL ERISA April 15, 2020