Blanket fort

An amazing fort made out of sheets, clothes pins and clips inside which you can do a lot of fun things. Like, sleep, colour, cuddle.....Or just sleep. For all ages, irrespective of what people say.

Me : I'm going to build a blanket fort.
Mom : You're too old.
Me : ......*builds blanket fort*

by Averageness January 11, 2011

beer blanket

n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.

"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."

by Haff January 4, 2009

liquid blanket

Description of the comfort one gets from the warmth and envelopment of watersports.

She sought refuge under the non-judgemental cover of the liquid blanket.

by sbp1029 February 22, 2015

Don Blankenship

The meanest CEO (Chief Evil Officer) in America. He runs a criminal enterprise called Massey Energy. Since the turn of the century, 52 miners hae died in his coal mines in West Virginia. He is also known for poisoning people's drinking water by blowing off the tops of mountains to extract thin seams of coal and for busting unions so that miners cannot voice their claims about safety violations.

As the head of Massey Energy, Don Blankenship is criminally responsible for 29 deaths at Massey Energy's Upper Big Branch mine in West Virginia due to his repeated failure to listen to his miners about safety problems in his mines, especially those dealing with ventilation. He should spend the rest of his life in jail for these failures.

by DEA302 August 2, 2010

Feet blankets

Feet blankets are when you wear socks to bed to keep your feet warm.

My feet we so cold last night I left my feet blankets on tonight.

I was slush doggin in the middle of the night, and had to get up. Glad I had my feet blankets on cause the tile was cold

by By atcdman January 22, 2019

squirrel blanket

a discarded woolen. a lost scarf or glove.

you've left a squirrel blanket, honey. pick up your mitten!

by quinwithey December 18, 2008

fireman's blanket

Descriptive term, referring to laying a piece of toilet tissue on the water thus preventing splash back once a turd has been pinched out.

He layed the fireman's blanket, protecting himself from the inevitable soaking in the wake of his crap.

by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005