They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole
by James Lowe November 21, 2007
Jim: Do you hook up with Lynn last night?
Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.
Carl: Yeah...she's freaky. I'm normally not into butt sex but her black hole was so fine it just sucked my wang up in there.
by Tryky July 11, 2005
A swirling vortex which spews blood and ninja gore when a ninja mikes creating the most obnoxious sound ever. *Origin: N+
"BLACK HOLE!!! count it"
by Araballz January 25, 2009
by Dert August 31, 2005
a scientific myth that is grounded on the so-called lorentz' contraction (the idea that space gets distorted). it contradicts the POV (persistence of vision, the idea that space only appears to get distorted, because time takes a while to travel).
by sabicu November 10, 2013
God, Valerie is such a whore, you can feel the rush of air when she spreads her legs cause of her black hole vagina.
by Martiaaaan August 27, 2009
Everything in the univers has a cicle of existance. many people are in denile of this fact becaus the practical upshot of it is that they will, evidenly, die. on a far grander scale of thing ( though just as unapealing ) the univers itself has such a cicle. there is a point of critical mass, in which matter is comprest to the power of infinity minus one. creating a gravity well, or loop in which matter is sucked in and compressed in the same way. ( usually due to a very large colapsing star ) in the end, and at this point it quite defenetly is, the intire univers will be consumed into a very large and very compressed ball of matter. at which time it will once again reach a critical presure and explode. recreating the univers, and the pesky little criters that come with it.
by The smart one April 18, 2005