Birthday

A day in which the only person having fun is the person being celebrated.

birthday

by googlemegg August 2, 2008

birthday

Nine months before your parents had sex. Think about that one

So my birthday is nine months after New Years Eve...

by crazy-mofo January 11, 2005

Birthday

Every time it’s your birthday you get one year closer to death. People celebrate that your getting closer to dying and give you presents for it.

Happy Birthday Michelle ! Your turning 87!

by Maria_mashy May 20, 2018

Birthday

The day I celebrate being one year older.

So many friends and family no longer have this small luxury that I feel blessed each and every year that I have another birthday.

by dragongirl702 January 16, 2009

Birthday

The only day in which it is justified to be a narcissist

Friend (But not really): Happy Birthday!
You: Bitch

Friend (But not really):Love you!

by Maddyorwhatever June 27, 2019

birthday

A great day indeed, 'specially if you have friends (not those imaginary ones hidden in your closet).

"I see it is Gregs birthday today....."
"yes it is."
"I go to dentist for you, yeah?"

by cyhm37 April 13, 2006

birthday

a birthday is the day that you are born.
it is also something that you celebrate year after year on the same day.

hey its Sarah's birthday today!
my mom is having a baby, happy birthday little guy!

by sup3rsaddi3 August 19, 2016