baby bride

A term coined on Wedding Wire referring to a young immature bride.

She is such a baby bride.

by WeddingWireBride February 17, 2014

WELS order bride

When a young couple who are members of the Wisconsin Evangelical Lutheran Synod get married to offset the chances of being separated by a divine call. With no clue of where their future will take them, WELS males move fast in finding a WELS female who they work quickly to become serious with. WELS females consider it true love and agree to marry for the same fear of being separated.

WELS order brides come primary from Martin Luther College in New Ulm, MN but can be seen throughout much of the church body. Desperation plays a big factor in WELS order brides. Most WELS order bride couples live in the midwest no more then 3 hours from where they grew up.

Signs of a WELS order bride are a short dating period which worries their family members, thinking that Martin Luther College is a real college, having kids right away and following it with bad parenting, and having no financial education.

Peter: "Joe proposed to Mary after only 5 months of dating."
Paul: "Yeah, Joe just wanted a WELS order bride knowing Mary is the only one that will ever love him"

by Racist_ Lighting June 3, 2015

birdies

(n.) a slang for cocaine rocks.

Also see: pebbles, weight

"Got a monster truck sittin' on 30's
Fuck the rap game 'cuz I still push birdies"

by Colorful-Ice May 25, 2004

bye bye birdie

Old school for sayonara (Good Bye)

Also the title of a 1960's musical

Biff - "She's 90 days past due on this account"

George - "Give her 30 more days and then its bye bye birdie"

by chrisking5150 December 3, 2010

mail order bride

The only way that old, ugly, American rejects could find someone to marry them. The target of the mail order bride system are young and poor women from third world countries who are desperate to leave their poverty life in search of a better one in America.

Anthony is in jail for abusing his new Russian mail order bride who is 20 years his junior.

by xntrc October 12, 2005

dirty birdie

A person who exhibits extreme perversion and an unbridled enjoyment for all things sexual.

You dirty birdie! (in response to a comment involving something perverse or sexual, duh)

by TheAngryMidget May 30, 2004

Bridesmaid

1. A woman who is The sister I never got, a best friend in every way possible, an amazing lady who I want to share my special day standing next to me

Anna-Lee ferris will you be my bridesmaid?

by Wedding08/06/19 January 11, 2017