Origin: Charlie Sheen- A term created to contradict the accusations of having Bipolar Disorder, in which he described his condition as "winning here, and winning there."
This term may be used by sane, moral human individuals to describe, with much dismay, the undeserved success of someone who is clearly a bad person or completely insane that might find him/herself winning over masses of people or just receiving great general success in life despite these qualities. Generally stated as a joke, but with serious implications of misgiving of humanity.
This term may be used by sane, moral human individuals to describe, with much dismay, the undeserved success of someone who is clearly a bad person or completely insane that might find him/herself winning over masses of people or just receiving great general success in life despite these qualities. Generally stated as a joke, but with serious implications of misgiving of humanity.
--- Adolf Hitler was bi-winning for quite some time as he climbed the political ladder of Germany, and the world had no idea what was in store for them.
--- J., an American Idol contestant, has reached the top five. He has great support from the country and especially the relatively small city he comes from and as he tells the misfortunes of his life he gains more sympathy and support. Those who knew him personally from said town know that he as done many terrible things and has used the same methods to escape consequences of his actions by gaining sympathy. J. is bi-winning.
--- J., an American Idol contestant, has reached the top five. He has great support from the country and especially the relatively small city he comes from and as he tells the misfortunes of his life he gains more sympathy and support. Those who knew him personally from said town know that he as done many terrible things and has used the same methods to escape consequences of his actions by gaining sympathy. J. is bi-winning.
by Key Blackwood June 3, 2011
Get the Bi-winningmug. Describes someone who has bi-winning disorder. The belief that you have an innate ability to win at everything you put your mind to, regardless of the actual reality of the situation.
This state of mind is marked by a manic optimism. Even if everything suddenly goes to shit, it doesn't matter. Because you are incapable of losing.
This state of mind is marked by a manic optimism. Even if everything suddenly goes to shit, it doesn't matter. Because you are incapable of losing.
1. 'I'm bi-winning - I win here and I win there. Now what?'
2. Person 1: 'That guy's lost his wife, his career, and his hit tv-sitcom, and is almost certain to end his days poor and alone, having blown all his money on drugs and porn stars. So why is he so optimistic?' Person 2: 'Because he's biwinning, that's why.'
2. Person 1: 'That guy's lost his wife, his career, and his hit tv-sitcom, and is almost certain to end his days poor and alone, having blown all his money on drugs and porn stars. So why is he so optimistic?' Person 2: 'Because he's biwinning, that's why.'
by kibblesworth March 23, 2011
Get the Bi-winningmug. winning here, winning there, winning everywhere. absolute/epic winning. coined by Charlie Sheen in march 2011.
by HKpeterNec March 27, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. Bi-Winning is a condition that to date only affects one 'Human' being in the world. A man named Charlie Sheen.The condition causes the 'Victim' to experience a case of multiple disorganized success syndrome which leaves the patient in a state of self sustained success that eventually explodes in supernova of such gnarly proportions that the media gathers like vultures to bathe in the embers of the fallen 'winner'. This can lead to an emotional state known as winning paralysis where by which the ex-winner consistently utters the phrase:"Winning". In the last days of the 'winner' they suffer what could be considered the white dwarf phase of their eventual death, crumbling from the red giant stage into the white dwarf, cowering in the void until they seemly fade into anonymity with whisper."Winning!"
"I win a little here, I win a little there, I'm Bi-winning"
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns"
"Betty is now in another dimension"
"I'm a warlock"
"If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!"
Need I go on?....
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns"
"Betty is now in another dimension"
"I'm a warlock"
"If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!"
Need I go on?....
by P*A*B*O March 26, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. Bi-winning is defined by the presence of one or more episodes of pure awesomeness. Symptoms include epic tiger blood fueled parties, live-in prostitute nannies, and poetry leaking appendages.
by Mr. Sheen, Mr. Sheen March 18, 2011
Get the bi-winningmug. Guy: "Hey man what are you doing?"
Homeless Guy: "What does it look like!? I'm bi-winning! I'm winning here and I'm winning there!"
Homeless Guy: "What does it look like!? I'm bi-winning! I'm winning here and I'm winning there!"
by YourMothersPieHole March 27, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug. The Charlie Sheen approach to life.
To not care about the consequences of your actions, but to rather just have fun doing them.
Such activities include;
- Getting high on a drug called Charlie Sheen that has the ability to 'melt your face off as your children weep over your exploded body.
- Not pretending like you're not special. You're not gonna pretend like you're not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.
To not care about the consequences of your actions, but to rather just have fun doing them.
Such activities include;
- Getting high on a drug called Charlie Sheen that has the ability to 'melt your face off as your children weep over your exploded body.
- Not pretending like you're not special. You're not gonna pretend like you're not bitchin’, a total freakin’ rock star from Mars.
Person 1 - "Some people are calling you insane... Even bi-polar."
Person 2 - ""I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."
Person 2 - ""I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what? If I'm bi-polar, aren't there moments where a guy like crashes in the corner like, 'Oh my God, it's all my mom's fault!' Shut up! Shut up! Stop! Move forward."
by FireBreathingFists March 27, 2011
Get the Bi-Winningmug.