Lechuga my beluga

White and Spanish version of kachigga my nigga

Black guy: Kachigga my nigga
White person: Uhh... lechuga my beluga?

by doubleunicycle June 17, 2022

Sloppy Beluga

The male variant of the Sloppy Unicorn. An intrepid slattern affixes a strap-on Fleshlight to the back of her head and lays down on her stomach. Her lucky male partner of choice then engages in coitus with said Fleshlight. The location of the Fleshlight is meant to simulate the location of a whale's blowhole.

Female: "Ohhhhh honey! It's Valentine's day today, and you know what that means!"

/brandishes Fleshlight

Male: "Fuuuuucka you, whaaaaaale! Sloppy Beluga time!"

by DJ Easy Dick February 28, 2011

Beluga Susan

An insulting term used against someone, particularly a heavier set individual, who is being unreasonable, condescending, ignorant, or just a straight up Bitch. Being labeled a Beluga Susan is the equivalent of being called a "Fat Cunt" but in a more proper, discreet manner. This word is commonly used in work places, where an employee wants to call a fellow colleague a "Fat Bitch" but without getting in trouble.

"Samantha has been a real Beluga Susan today"

"Did you hear what Karen said about Daniel last night? Shes such a fucking Beluga Susan, it's unreal"

"Why do you gotta be a Beluga Susan"

"Nobody likes a Beluga Susan, I hope you know that"

by Dick Changler September 6, 2016

sweaty beluga whales

An occasion where a muffin top is forced to make an important decision on whether it will possibly suck off a narwhal or if it may in fact get sauced around by a great grandma

They can be such sweaty beluga whales sometimes

by Johnny bohnatz the third June 6, 2017

bsugar

A tasty treat. One whos rubs male leg up and down as well as slaps cheek.

Often mistaken for Mexican, Philipino, Samoan, or Cherokee Indian

Are you baking cookies again?

No, I ran outta bsugar!

Oh, why don't you take some of this guy?

You mean the amigo?

by Humpty September 18, 2003

Beluga douch

a douch of the highest magnitude. "douch meaning somthing u call someone, not the vaginal cleanser"

Look at Lando! what a beluga douch!!!

by Jacksonville Bob November 30, 2006

Beluga Whale

A large individual who wears clothes that are made for smaller individuals. There is a song and dance associated with the term.

Come here beluga whale now let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat, let me touch your fat"

"oh man look at that beluga whale, she should probably get clothes that are made for her body-type

by Natti Ice October 19, 2009