Bessie

A stereotypical name for a cow, usually in children’s literature or television.

Woah, Bessie! Careful! Easy, girl! (So on and so forth)

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bessie :)

the bessest bessie of all the bessies.

omg hey bessie :) how r u.

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Known as a fat bitch that doesn't make your crumpet and will leave it up to you to make it.

She likes to make fun of you when you're deep down in pain.
Bessie Fox doesn't care for her family or her pets.

"wait, is that Bessie Fox?"
"Yes, stay out of her way or her fat man boobs might bowl you over!"

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Bessie Hag

A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl

"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"

"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"

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Wet Bessy

Sex act in which you and your partner are in a 69 position and one shits in the others mouth. After said shitty situation you proceed to have anal sex, then each give each other a wet willy and finish in the other ear.

Dudebro1: Dude I tried a Wet Bessy last night and it was so cool bro.
Dudebro2: Dude how was it bro?
Dudebro1: Dude the shit was legit frothy and the wet will my was so dope bro.

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Bessie

bessie (noun): aka bestie, or best friend. A bessie is someone you call bestie so often it sometimes comes out as bessie.

Bessie (adjective): A Bessie is a 'Karen' who's actively complaining.

(Noun) "Oh my gosh bessie!! Look at her butt!!!”

(Adjective) "She's being such a Bessie! Quit complaining about the cost of Starbucks and just pay the barrista already."

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