bertie big bollocks

Smarmy retort directed at someone who thinks he's charlie big spuds.

Look at him trying to snipe that kive. Who does he think he is, bertie big bollocks?

by Monkey Handler November 23, 2004

Dirty Squirty Berty

A woman who can squirt great distances; usually with the help of magical fingers

I gave her a dirty squirty berty and she came past her ankles

by 13th Duke May 05, 2009

Berty rag

Dirty Slag - cockney rhyming slang

I fancy a bit of Berty Rag, on my face, in my pants, hell make me dance, Biatch.(A little rhyming for you, how sweet)

by Comero February 29, 2004

Berty

An stupid dog with an eye infection, who is constantly being abused by his owner Wilsy Boo

Awww look at that stupid dog berty

by C4MSW3 December 10, 2019

berty should do it with trevor

yes

berty should do it with trevor

by llamalover805 December 06, 2013

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 04, 2012

uncle bertie

Dirty women

That girls an uncle bertie

by swifty007 November 18, 2015