“As your attorney, I advise you to accept the plea bargain. My fee is twenty pounds of Eukanuba.” —A St. Bernard.
by IkevlarI April 17, 2010
Get the St. Bernardmug. An American hero, defended himself on a New York City subway by shooting four criminal teenage negroes that were trying to rob and assault him with sharpened screwdrivers.
Bernard Goetz should have been given a medal for shooting up those turd skinned shit-wits, they all had extensive criminal records. At least he paralyzed one of them for life hahahahahahaha.
by The Dodger January 29, 2005
Get the Bernard Goetzmug. When two people are making out and come apart for air and their sticky slimy slobber stays stuck together and they suck it right back in after getting air.
Someone needs to throw ice on the two St. Bernarding over there. Ewww gross did you see them suck their slobber back in?
by The Pineapple Gang February 5, 2019
Get the St. Bernardingmug. A washed up has been who believes their own bullshit
by get up on my level August 16, 2017
Get the mike bernardmug. When you just lost your cab fare home down the toilet.
or
You've just spilled a whole drink on your packet of fags.
you say gutted bernard in a loud annoying voice
or
You've just spilled a whole drink on your packet of fags.
you say gutted bernard in a loud annoying voice
by Jayne Catchpole August 30, 2007
Get the gutted bernardmug. When you bang a girl in her ass and while it's gaping you take a shit in it. Similar to a Monroe Transfer butt a little more personal...
While banging Tara in her ass, I suddenly got the urge to take a shit, so I did what any guy would do in that situation - I pulled out, noticed that her asshole was gaping, went Butt to Butt, and proceeded to shit in her ass. While taking this dump it occured to me this is - "The Gaping Bernard."
by The J-Busy Project February 8, 2010
Get the Gaping Bernardmug. 