A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.
Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass
Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass
Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
by Westc0ast November 5, 2019
a potentially good pope who idiots, quite idiotically name a "nazi", clearly not knowing the facts about the nazi regime.
"the new pope is a nazi"
"no you fuckwit, he was a member of the hitler youth, which was compulsory from 1936 onwards and the pope didn't join until 1941."
"but, but, but, but the tabloids!"
"balls to them, anyone with half a brain cell knows that failure to join the hitler youth where one would subsequently be brainwashed into nazi ideology, could result in something pretty drastic, being the nazi regime and all"
"no you fuckwit, he was a member of the hitler youth, which was compulsory from 1936 onwards and the pope didn't join until 1941."
"but, but, but, but the tabloids!"
"balls to them, anyone with half a brain cell knows that failure to join the hitler youth where one would subsequently be brainwashed into nazi ideology, could result in something pretty drastic, being the nazi regime and all"
by sofiababe April 27, 2005
I'm supposed to babysitting Garrett, but he's probably already Benedict Cumberbatched the couch and put himself to sleep.
by scoresman July 4, 2016
When a sex partner is giving a guy a handjob, the guy ejaculates in their partners hand, then the partner slaps him across across the face with his own ejaculation.
Travis was completely embarrassed when it was revealed his ex-girlfriend had gone Benedict Arnold on him in the bedroom
by yumberlard May 6, 2009
(As of 2007) current occupant of the Throne of Peter. Talks a fair amount about gays in rather shrill tones. Likes to hide behind other powerful men before coming into the limelight, as he did as the author of many of Karol Wojtyla's bulls. Really has a fabulous wardrobe. Last seen slinking around St. Peter's in a pair of ruby slippers, just like Judy. Has a birth name meaning rat-catcher, good job he got his current post so he can shed that skin and emerge from his chryalis transformed into a beautiful butterfly. Most beloved closet queen on the planet. After all, he may come from the backwoods of Deutschland, but deep down he knows, there's no place like Rome, there's no place like Rome (click click) there's no place like Rome.
Benedict XVI, I've got your number.
by Fearman August 17, 2007
1)to become the biggest traitor in the book
2)to convince one's partner that one is going to do one of the sexual Trinity and then switch to another
2)to convince one's partner that one is going to do one of the sexual Trinity and then switch to another
1)Lebron James benedict arnolded when he left Cleveland for Miami
2)My girlfriend doesn't like vaginal, so I was givin her tail but then I pulled a Benedict arnold and went vaginal.
2)My girlfriend doesn't like vaginal, so I was givin her tail but then I pulled a Benedict arnold and went vaginal.
by JERKER19 July 19, 2010