discretion is the better part of valor

A phrase meaning to not let courage outweigh good judgment; is the potential outcome worth the risk?

Kid (10 years old): I really wanted to punch that boy for what he said dad, but I thought his parents would probably sue us, so I didn’t.
Dad: Wise decision, son. Discretion is the better part of valor. I’m proud of you. What’d the kid say that made you so mad?
Kid: He said mom was a whore.
Dad: What?!... Why didn’t you beat the shit outta that kid!!

by |SaltyJack| January 12, 2019

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I have a better question: WHY is gamora?

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by God gave His only son for us! November 10, 2019

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wenn ist das nunstück git und slotermeyer? ja! beiherhund das oder die flipperwaldt gersput!

The funniest joke in the world so lethal, one will die from reading it. Known to be effective at a range of 50 yards and can cause fatalities from reading even two words together.

For the safety of English speakers, the German translation (the only available translation) is posted.

German Soldier *pulls out script*:

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

German Soldier: *laughs uncontrollably before dying*

by Kdog-Millionaire$$ October 7, 2019

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