the behaviour of rattenkrieg. It is in ten levels:
Level 1: scurrying, following, leaving their workstation.
Level 2: calling teachers the wrong name, jucking.
Level 3: hugging people and throwing cat hairs.
Level 4: bothering the Democrat Boy, talking about parcel bins, saying EDMUND and EVELYN/MURIEL and mentioning the Daily Mail to the Democrat Boy.
Level 5: Quacking like a duck.
Level 6: spitting in bins or at people.
Level 7: repeatedly uttering the same phrases.
Level 8: chewing or gnawing of computers, throwing biscuits.
Level 9: following people home, bullying spuckers.
Level 10: attempting to wipe things on people.
Level 1: scurrying, following, leaving their workstation.
Level 2: calling teachers the wrong name, jucking.
Level 3: hugging people and throwing cat hairs.
Level 4: bothering the Democrat Boy, talking about parcel bins, saying EDMUND and EVELYN/MURIEL and mentioning the Daily Mail to the Democrat Boy.
Level 5: Quacking like a duck.
Level 6: spitting in bins or at people.
Level 7: repeatedly uttering the same phrases.
Level 8: chewing or gnawing of computers, throwing biscuits.
Level 9: following people home, bullying spuckers.
Level 10: attempting to wipe things on people.
by Stephen "Duck" Campbell December 12, 2007
This is behaviour on the part of an employee or employees that works against the legitimate interests of the organisation that employs them or indeed their own interests. This sort of behaviour is detrimental to the organisation, its employees, clients and customers. It is believed that persons with a tendency to experience anger are more likely to respond to a stressful situation, such as being treated unfairly with counterproductive workplace behaviour.
When the supervisor blamed Charlie for his own mistake, Charlie deliberately jammed all three photocopiers in a fit of counterproductive workplace behaviour.
by AKACroatalin June 9, 2015
'Why the fuck is everybody going so slow, fuck i hate this marked cars Good Behaviour bubble... lets go get some donuts.'
by n00bplz April 17, 2009
(1) The way in which a person is incredibly skilled in a video game that they are commonly referred to as a 'virgin' or otherwise told 'vb' by another person.
(2) The concept that someone has a profile picture of a half-naked female. This can vary from real word to anime/furry characters, causing them to be told 'vb' by another person.
(2) The concept that someone has a profile picture of a half-naked female. This can vary from real word to anime/furry characters, causing them to be told 'vb' by another person.
'Virgin Behaviour (VB)'
(1) "What the heck, how is he that good at this game? Surely he has no time for relationships, pure vb..."
(2) "That guy has a profile picture of a half-naked furry, does he even realise that he will never have sexual intercourse with this character? That is just so 'vb' man..."
(1) "What the heck, how is he that good at this game? Surely he has no time for relationships, pure vb..."
(2) "That guy has a profile picture of a half-naked furry, does he even realise that he will never have sexual intercourse with this character? That is just so 'vb' man..."
by TomZzzTTV March 19, 2021
creating drama on purpose and staying mad,
example: intentionally kicking the dustbin for absolutely no reason
example: intentionally kicking the dustbin for absolutely no reason
girl1: Pooja what is this behaviour?
Pooja: sorry, i kicked it by mistake
girl: you cannot kick it by mistake!
pooja: then pick it up if it bother's you
girl: you pick it up
pooja: you donot tell me what to do
girl: or what? are you gonna hit me?
Pooja: YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT, YOU ARE DYING FOR IT!
get off my back!
Pooja: sorry, i kicked it by mistake
girl: you cannot kick it by mistake!
pooja: then pick it up if it bother's you
girl: you pick it up
pooja: you donot tell me what to do
girl: or what? are you gonna hit me?
Pooja: YOU ARE ASKING FOR IT, YOU ARE DYING FOR IT!
get off my back!
by Ishita Singh February 6, 2022
by HHHHHHHHHFGTFYSAUAF December 20, 2019
by NewWords.org January 14, 2020