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when you think of reacting, donot think of me or i will kill you

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Dead Dove: Do Not Eat 

Tag used as a warning for extremely disturbing content in a work, often fanwork.
This fanfiction is tagged with "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat". I’m sensitive, so I won’t read it.

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat 

A phrase meaning "read at your own risk," originating from the TV show Arrested Development. A man takes a paper bag out of the fridge that has a note saying "dead dove, do not eat," which he opens to discover a dead dove and exclaims "I don't know what I expected."
The tag is popular in fanfiction because it allows the author to warn the reader that they're probably not going to like what's inside, and now the guilt is out of their hands.
Commenter 1: OP why did you have to kill the main character, I'm gonna be ruined for a week and it's your fault

Commenter 2: they literally tagged it dead dove: do not eat

do not redeem

When a scammer is upset with you because you used up the gift cards they asked you to buy.
Person talking to scammer: "So I just have to enter the card number like this?"

Scammer: "NO SIR! DO NOT REDEEM!"

Donatella 

She’s something special, Has the hand of an artist, is extremely bright, intelligent, and appreciates “realness” but lives in a dream. Respects herself, and is beautiful in the most unique way possible and she can make you smile and have hope when you’re feeling your lowest. Is good at helping others but she has a bitter time helping herself. She’s a badass, she won’t get her heart broken easily but when she does crack she tends to try and keep it in. She acts shy at times and has an inner wolf, ready to snap back at any time, but insecurity lingers her constantly and drags her down. Perfection haunts her, she’s always trying to be the best and do it all for everyone, she feels that she simply has too. If you find one, you better hold on to her but not take advantage of her because she’s no fool. If you ever get on her best side, you’ll hold on to her like your life depends on it and she’ll always be there for you. When she is herself and loosens up a bit she can be mysterious and sexy.
“Hey Hanna, be more like Donatella.”

“I need someone like Donatella, a real a** bi***.”
Donatella by Dammmdaniell January 23, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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