when you're being stupid asf and you look dumb.
"omg i just texted Courtney back"
"bruv coconut behaviour"
by angelhoneyybroski November 16, 2020
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Acts of truly noble lads. Often inspired by testosterone, and generally found in groups.

Such as;

excessive drinking, excessive smoking, excessive shagging, excessively being a lad.

Laddish behaviour also involves the mistreatment of others, especially women.
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1: 'Dude, why did you just get off with that girl and then spit your gum in her mouth?'

2: 'Don't know man, she was a crap pull.'

1: 'Laddish Behaviour!'
by CherryBakeweller November 16, 2010
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When a conversation or actions from a girl indicate that she is a bit loose/easy.
It is 'Slag Behaviour' when a girl classifys a good night out where she was the centre of attention of one or more males.

It is 'Slag Behaviour' to give your number to a guy you have just met

When a girl is in contact with several ex-boyfriends, that is 'Slag Behaviour'
by Az101 November 10, 2007
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A phrase usually used by a Incel or virgin to describe any behaviour in public spaces lacking shame in sex or sexuality.
did you see her shoulder showing In class today??? fatherless behaviour.
by A p Named Slickback May 5, 2022
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1)Irrational behaviour exhibited by people who haven't been in a relationship in a long time or ever in their lives, with the sexual frustration making them see everything as sexual.

2)Hornyposting about female characters from Elden Ring on the Internet
1)-Mike:Did you hear about that TikToker who claimed that Anya from Spy x Family blushing is sexualization?

-George:Damn man, that's some Maidenless Behaviour right there!

2)-Josh:Yo Jake, whatchu watching there?

-Jake:That's my waifu, Ranni-chan! Look at her smooth, blue skin and her four slender arms...

-Josh:What the fuck bro, that's some real maidenless behaviour you having...
by DollarStoreJesus April 17, 2022
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if you say “fatherless behaviour” you are implying that you have a poop kink
“fatherless behaviour”
what the fuck dude that’s disgusting!?”
by micahlmao September 4, 2021
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Someone who moves from relationship to relationship without a break
Mike dumped stacey but only once he got with alice that some Gibbonous Behaviour
by Woolly87 January 26, 2020
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