bagels

"bagels" is a term to use when an older womans boobs are sagging very low.

oh my good look at ms. connies bagels! they are practically in her oven!

by hot cheetos January 10, 2013

bagels

a replacement for sexual activity.

-ey did you get some bagels last night?
+yeah cuh. cream cheese and alllll!

by k-deezie March 14, 2008

begel

like Kegels but for your bunghole.

Phil knew he should do his begels before Rob came by for his visit.

by shilzy September 28, 2009

bubbles to bagels

a phrase to replace the profanity that people usually say when they screw up.

an alternative to "goddamnit!", "ahh shit!", "motherfucker!", "ahh fuck!", "aww man!", "crap!", 'UGH!", "Jesus Christ!!".

comes from "Edd, Ed, and Eddy" on cartoonnetwork

"BUBBLES TO BAGELS! THAT SHIT IS HOT!!"

by Frieda Livery September 16, 2009

Bagels

Naked pictures of your friend's mom. Did I mention she was a MILF?

I love bagels, but my friend doesn't.

by MILFHunter6699 January 26, 2011

bagels and orange juice

A breakfast foods i used to love eat but now i never can cause i played danganronpa 2 goodbye despair

Person 1:i ate bagels and orange juice!
Me:...ok

by You_are_fool July 27, 2022

eat bagels

Eating out someone's ass.

Yeah, I like to eat bagels sometimes.

by bageleater69 October 13, 2016