beer

Happiness in a bottle (keg, cup, can, shoe, bowl, or any other concieved drinking vessel).

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

by Chris the dork July 18, 2008

beer

what we drink everyday after work, its gods gift to us mankind (on par with hemp)

4 quarts of double brown seems cool but 5 is always better.

by brother_number_one July 27, 2003

Beer

A type of food that tastes good and is good for you.

Drink more beer. Your body will thank you for it.

by Frogbutt November 30, 2004

beer

The only way to make your ugly girlfriend pretty.

When i drank beer my girlfriend turned sexy

by embarg0 May 26, 2006

Beer

A beverage which makes you feel good about yourself and everyone around you. Try to drink a lot in a small amount of time. Enough will turn you into a drooling vegetable. Great for parties.

Randall- "Yay 4 more years of Bush!!!"

Doug- "If you were my son I'd beat you. Now shut up and have a beer"

by SLAYtanic January 29, 2005

beer

the perfect addition to marijuana, and the second best thing to hard alcohol.

a homeless man passed out on the sidewalk

by Jefe April 27, 2005

Beer

To give someone beer

Dude, beer me!!

by The Beer Baron December 23, 2003