beemer squirt

Pissing on the car door handle of some motherfucker's beemer. Trust me, he deserves it. Nothing good can come of it. Either he hits it wet and gets piss on his hand, or it rusts out the keyhole. It helps if you sit and wait for the asshole to come back and sniff his hand

The shitbag in sunglasses on the phone cut me off in his 5 series, so I followed him and gave that analripper a beemer squirt. He got my piss all over his hand. Eat shit and die.

by Walt Samuels November 27, 2006

beerner

When a beer tastes so good, it gives you a spontaneous boner.

"Dude, last night I tasted this beer at a beer tasting and it gave me a total beerner!"

by Hyperaidan December 28, 2016

Beemer

Spanish speaking person born in Spain, Mexico, and South America, usually annoying regardless of where they were born and raised

That Beemer might be from Mexico because he speaks Spanish, then again he might be from South America

by Notreallyracist April 14, 2019

beener

people that are psycho and get angry quickly and are usually ocd freaks. They get wound up over the most minor things such as an ant sneezing.

"fuck you, you beener slag"

by geomel November 9, 2021

beemer dick

An old rich stuck up dumbass old man that drives a bunch of beemers.

Dude that beemer dick was trying to hit on my girl.

by Poweroffire July 5, 2022

Bremnerable

A situation or object which is 'bremnerable' is one where interaction or involvement by Bremner will result in physical injury, loss of life, or destruction of property.

ibsfr this science practical about to be so bremnerable

by fmlnflk May 6, 2024

beemerbaganger

A word to descride a person, place or thing. Can replace any verb, adverb or noun. Its somthing to say when you dont know what to say and fits any and all criterias.

Hey man look at that beemerbaganger over there, hes just did a beemerbaganger on his scooter.

by masterbeemerbaganger January 13, 2025