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Beefking

The single most epic slow-pitch softball team the Santa clarita valley has ever known.
Did you go to that Beefking game the other night? It was pure visual ecstacy, I was wicked rigid!!!
by Powerstroker909 September 4, 2009
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When two people get into a dispute about some kind of cow-based food product.
The waiter did not bring me the cheeseburger I ordered so now we are beefing.
by Wheres the beef?42517 April 25, 2017
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Beefing

A sexual act.

The beefee lays in the bath, almost completely submerged in hot water.

The beefer (most commonly a male) stands over the bathtub, ejaculating onto the beefee.

The beefee is then surround by several cellular phones, all connected through a Skype call. This produces the radiation which will cook the ejaculant.

After two minutes in this position, the beefer sticks his index finger into the bathtub water, tastes, then proceeds to eat out the beefee (most commonly oral sex of the vagina or ass).
At a party...

Tom: 'Dude, can I borrow your phone so I can beef this chick?'

Chris: 'sure man, but make sure it's on the Wifi and not using all my data.'

Tom: 'no worries, I'll ask Sam for the password first.'

Chris: 'Nice, enjoy your beefing.'
by T Humma May 24, 2017
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Beefing

I love beefing in public.
by Auteylou May 22, 2018
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When the penis owners orgasm is so good they draw air into the booty, farts shall be referred to as beefs. “Sucked my dick so good they got be beefing”
by TheVirgoatJ March 22, 2022
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Beefing

The sexual act of inserting the penis (the beef) into an open orifice such as vagina, anus, mouth, ear, and/or nose. Extra spices can be added to the beef stick for more flavour
There was some hardcore beefing taking place in Drake's outhouse last night. I could smell that pepper all the way into my attic. Teddy looks like he has trouble walking today.
by Glenjuniah February 15, 2018
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beestinging it

Our friend Matt is allergic to bee stings and was stung at work. The hard worker that he is- he refused to leave work after being stung, and was found half passed out in an awkward position by his boss.
Where's Joe? Aw man- he's been beestinging it all day!
by krista September 13, 2004
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