Mongolian Beefeater

One who enjoys the act of cunnilingus and willfully disregards excess hair or smell on the beef curtains.

Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.

by Mongolian Beefeater October 7, 2010

Beeked

To get scared (in past tense)

The sound of thunder this afternoon made me beeked.

by Beekmaster September 24, 2010

Twinkie Beefer

Ommpaville's editor Tara

She is just a big twinkie beefer.

by jaquavywavy May 20, 2022

Beefeater

A term used to descibe the guards around the Tower of London, where the Crown jewels are kept. These are ceremonial guardians acquired this term from their high protein diet of meats. The guards original duties included looking after the prisoners, but since the Tower of London is a tourist attraction now they act as tour guides.

On my last vist to the Tower of London, I took a picture with a Beefeater.

by UrbanTony February 27, 2010

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

by rheadorange January 14, 2010

brian beefer

A homosexual male named Brian who creates beef. I wouldn't mess with one they're known to rape at times. They're most common in big cities and in the Bronx

Hey man watch out there's a Brian Beefer over there!

by Josephcranberfy April 29, 2014

Beefdrop

The action of striking someone else in the forehead or face with your penis.

If you don't shut up I am going to beefdrop you!

by Zerodin September 4, 2004