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david beckham

this man can put a ball on a dime. some say that he's overrated, but really it's an unfortunate connotation that comes with playing from the most popular team in the world, manchester united. beckham is a stellar midfielder and it just so happens he's extremely good looking and married to a former spice girl. give credit where it's needed.
david beckham did cry and throw up at the world cup this year, but he went home to posh spice and you didn't.
by jacy_lynne September 14, 2008
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Beckham

The skillful art of kicking someone straight to the curb. To perform a Beckman is with precision, speed and power --- the action send a clear and definitive to the recipient This is generally performed when a spouse or lover is caught cheating or causing some type of mistrust within the relationship.
Example: My man was huffin’ out so I had to Beckham his skank ass.
by ReGina J January 28, 2009
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david beckhams

a type of "kicker" branded subwoofer, usually one that puts out insane amounts of bass.
i gotta pair of David Beckhams in the trunk, also known as KICKERS!!
by oxy- January 28, 2008
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david beckham

Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.

Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.
David Beckham, the professional athlete/model/metrosexual.
by KRHimself October 30, 2004
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victoria beckham

Talentless former Spice Bint (Piss) who resembles a toothpick with an OVER-inflated chest. Now desperately clinging on to anything/anybody that will keep her in the news, she has decided to grace America with her pouting presence. Married to the equally dim-but-loaded David Beckham.
"David, I need to lose weight because my shadow's looking a bit fat"
"What, Victoria Beckham's developed a shadow, get your coat we need to get you to the hospital"
"But why"
"I'm not being seen with a tubby wife, there's only one thing left to make you lose weight"
"What's that David"?
"Amputation"
by clairem April 8, 2007
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Beckham

A family consisting of never-ending attractiveness, especially popular with the males of the family.
Man, those Beckham's are hot af!
by Pinksparklystuff101 September 19, 2015
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